Best Anonymous Blogger According to Science

I value your curiosity, I mean, I’d be too if someone calls themself the best anonymous blogger for no reason other than being extra.

Although I’m not a pro at writing a killer “about me” page, I tried to come up with something here to set my readers’ expectations.

I created PRSNLAFK, and intend to keep this blog going for as long as I can, to candidly write about my life – everything I’d like to share. You’re guaranteed 100% realness in every post as I only publish my own writing here.

This is not one of those “my life is way better than yours” lifestyle blogs. If you fancy reading an old-fashioned authentic personal blog by the best anonymous blogger (arguably), you’ve stumbled across one. What a time to be alive.

obviously a stock photo

Best Anonymous Blogger I Think

It’s not my first shot at blogging, but this time, I’d like to stay anonymous. You can call me Aria. Just so I don’t have to keep editing this page whenever I age, I was born in 1985. I’m a freelancer currently based in the Philippines. This blog is not meant for showcasing what I do for a living though.

This is essentially an escape from my daily routine and somehow I find comfort in blogging. Even better when nobody knows who I am and I hope no one figures it out. I’ve tried the loud and proud approach to this in the past, but it’s not for me. It simply didn’t feel right.

All in all, I am a moderately happy espoused individual. Life’s good for the most part.

Now to finish this masterpiece, here’s an edgy quote that I copied from the internet in an attempt to sound like a big deal and not just a grain of sand in the universe:

Everybody knew what she was called, but nobody anywhere knew her name.

Disremembered and unaccounted for, she cannot be lost because no one is looking for her, and even if they were, how can they call her if they don’t know her name?

Although she has claim, she is not claimed.

– Toni Morrison, Beloved