Hello there internets. I just finished work and without anything huge planned this weekend, I can stay on awhile and write. Not that anyone cares but...
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2019 Is a Bitch but Did I Die?
Right now, I am alone in a hotel room somewhere. Mr. Mister is out and about with his friends from high school so I’m going to...
Continue reading...End of the Ducking Year 2019
Well, well, well. I haven’t posted anything last month even though I wanted to, and I said I would. So what the heck have I been...
Continue reading...North America Needs My Superpowers
Guess who’s back to the vampire shift. Well, actually I don’t need to stay up until morning but sleep is eluding me. I know I said...
Continue reading...Wake Me Up When September Ends
Ah shit, here we go again. The world probably knows by now that we have the longest Christmas season. Our malls are already wild with fake...
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